i think i just died from laughing too much! 
somebody good with songwriting *wink, wink* PMd me this and wanted me to share this with you guys. the songwriter wants to remain anonymous.
NOTE - the author of this song wishes to remain anonymous.
Music file: WINNIE THE POOH
http://www.geocities.com/EnchantedForest/5...ney/d-pooh.html (1st version)
The sky had come crashing down that night...the night they sent Chris away
Females all across this land were crying for several days
Some had trouble sleeping, that is true...the phone lines they're quick to blame
But everything would be just fine...the moment they heard his nickname
They call him Sex on a Stick, Sex on a Stick
Women everywhere have been going crazy
Sex on a Stick, Sex on a Stick...with him they all want to be bad
They call him Sex on a Stick, Sex on a Stick
Women everywhere have been going crazy
Sex on a Stick, Sex on a Stick...we are in a world that's gone mad
So husbands are learning everywhere...with Daughtry they must compete
If there is some new picture found...the women all go into heat
They call him Sex on a Stick, Sex on a Stick
Women everywhere have been going crazy
Sex on a Stick, Sex on a Stick...with him they all want to be bad
They call him Sex on a Stick, Sex on a Stick
Women everywhere have been going crazy
Sex on a Stick, Sex on a Stick...we are in a world that's gone mad
The laundry and dishes don't get done...they walk around aimlessly
They say to girlfriends on the phone...they can't wait for Chris' CD
They call him Sex on a Stick, Sex on a Stick
Women everywhere have been going crazy
Sex on a Stick, Sex on a Stick...we are in a world that's gone mad
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